Some jokes

What do you call an uncircumcised Jewish child?

A girl

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Simon Solomon was at the funeral of a good friend when on of the mourners remembered he owed the deceased $100.

"I am a man of his word", he said putting ten $10 notes in the coffin.

This reminded another of the mourners. "I am also a man of my word", he said, coming froward and placing a $100 note in the coffin.

"I am also a man of conscience", said Simon. "I too owe our late friend $100." So he wrote a cheque for $300, put it in the coffin and took out the $200 change.