How old, where I come from

Charlie was in grade one and he went over to check the new kid out.

"How old are you?", he asked.

"I don't know", said the new kid.

"Do women bother you?"

"No", said the new kid.

"Then you are five."

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"Dad, where do I come from?"

This was a question Dad dreaded hearing. He explained all aout the birds and the bees, about sperm and ejaculation, egg and ovulation and childbirth.

"Do you understand now?", asked Dad.

"Not really", said the boy. "Angelo said he comes from Italy and Jimmy Lee comes from Hong Kong. So where do I come from?"

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Tyrone, a young Aboriginal boy, was asking his father what an I.Q test meant.

"When you I.Q is over 120", replied his father, "you are consider ed to be ery intelligent. When it's around 100, you are average. When it's below 50, you're stupid. You wouldn't even be able to tie up your shoelaces."

"Is that why white fellas wear thongs?", asked Tyrone.

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"Mummy, where di I come from?"

"The stork brought you."

"And where did you come from, Mummy?"

"The stork brought me, too."

"And what about Grandman?"

"Yes, the stork brought her too."

"Gee, doesn't it ever worry you to think that there have been no natural births in our family for three generations?"

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