24 Reasons Why Women Prefer Chocolate to Sex

1. You can get plenty of chocolate.
2. Chocolate satisfies you even when it goes soft.
3. You can safely have chocolate while you're driving.
4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
5. You can have chocolate anywhere (even in front of your mother).
6. If bite the nuts too hard, chocolate won't mind.
7. You can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates.
8. Two women can have chocolate together and not be called dykes.
9. You can ask a stranger for chocolate and not get a bad reputation.
10. You won't get hair in your mouth when you suck on chocolate.
11. "If you love me, you'll swallow it" has real meaning with chocolate.
12. With chocolate there's no need to fake enjoyment.
13. Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
14. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
15. It's easy to find good chocolate.
16. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
17. You're never too old for chocolate.
18. When you're having chocolate, it doesn't keep anyone awake in the next room.
19. Even small chocolates are good.
20. You don't have to beg to get chocolate.
21. You can have chocolate with kids and not go to jail.
22. Choclate doesn't keep you awake snoring after you've had it.
23. You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on Monday.
24. It's easy to find eight inches of chocolate.