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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Guide to medical terms

Artery : The study of paintings

Bacteria : Back door to the cafeteria

Barium : What undertakes do.

Caesarian section : A section of Rome

CAT scan : Searching for pussy.

Cauterise : Making eye contact with a woman

Dilate : To live a very old age.

Eneman : Somebody who's got it in for you.

Labour pain : Off on Workers Compensation.

Morbid : A higher offer at auction.

Nitrate : Cheaper than day rate

Post operative : A person who carries the mail

Recovery room : Where they do upholstery

Rectum : Damn near kill 'em!

Secretive : Hiding something.

Tablet : A little table.

Termianl illness : Getting sick at the bus depot.

Tumour : More than one more.

Urine : Opposite to "you're out!"

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