Dogs are better than women because.....

• Dogs don't cry
• Dogs love it when your friends come over
• Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo
• Dogs think you're a great singer
• Dogs don't expect you to call when you run late
• The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
• Dogs will forgive you for playing around with other dogs
• Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
• Dogs are excited by rough play
• Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away
• Dogs understand that farts are funny
• Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair
• Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor
• A dog's disposition stays the same all month long
• Dogs never need to examine the relationship
• Dogs parents never visit
• Dogs love long car trips
• Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions
• Dogs never criticise
• Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across
• Dogs never expect gifts
• Dogs don't worry about germs
• Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had
• Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives
• Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster one
• Dogs don't keep you waiting
• Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
• Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk