Jokes about Men - The Rules According to a Woman

1. The woman always makes the Rules.
2. The Rulesw are subject to change at any time without prior notification
3. No man can possibly know all the Rules
4. If the woman suspects the man knows the Rules, she must immediately change some or all of the Rules.
5. The woman is never wrong
6. If the woman is wrong, it is due to misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the man did or said.
7. The man must apologise immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
8. The woman may change her mind at any time.
9. The man must never change his mind without the express written consent of the woman.
10. The woman has every right to be angry and/or upset at any time.
11. The man must remain calm at all times unless the woman wants him to be angry and /or upset.
12. The woman must, under no circumstances, let the man know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
13. The man is expected to mind-read at all times.
14. The man who doesn't abide by the Rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document the Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. If the woman has PMT, all the Rules are null and void.
17. The woman is ready when shi is ready.
18. The man must be ready at all times.