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The farmer from Louisiana told the lawyer he wanted a divorce.

"Do you have grounds? asked the lawyer.

"I do", he said, "600 arces."

"Do you have a case?" asked the lawyer.

"No" said the farmer "I have an International Harvester."

"No,no Do you have a grudge?"

"Yes we have a double garage, because we have two cars."

"No!" said the lawyer, "Do you have a suit?"

"Only the one I'm wearing." was the reply.

"No, no.", said the lawyer impatiently. "Does your wife beat you up?"

"Never. I'm always up early, and she sleeps in until nine some mornings."

The lawyer was tearing his hair out. "Is she a nagger?"

"No" said the farmer "She's a white gal, but she gave birth to a boy yesterday and he's a nagger, so I want a divorce."