Nice quote from a photo

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will recieve a ton of shit.

Some jokes and interesting day

Let me describe the jokes that I heard...as close as much I can hear :)......heard from my niece Adel. :)

1. There is a very mystical mountain that is able to grant wishes...thus 3 man went into the desert to find this mountain......after many days of searching. They finally found the mountain.... The 1st man, in flash speed ran and jump off the mountain- He wished to be an aeroplane ....and he became one and fly. 2nd ...followed through and became a train.....the last one......being very greedy and see the effectiveness of the mountain wish.....was thinking very hard.....and trying to think about all the things that he wants.......then a spirit/ghost appear......and tell him" it is approaching sunset....pls hasten or you will be granted your wish...'' The last person replied," I got alot of things to wish for" The spirit replied....."perhaps you can try thinking about it after you jump".....The last person felt it was a good idea......ran and jump of the mountain.......and he continue to think.....then shortly.....he felt and urge.....and then he became a .........sxxx :)

2. 3 people drove into the desert .......then suddenly the car broke down.....so they got off and waited for help. As the Desert is quite devoid of people, they decided to walk out and find for help. The first person took water bottles....and think: perhaps I can drink them along the way.... The second person, feeling being smarter and better, took a fan instead...to keep himself cool... The last person...after looking around.....finally got a smart idea.....he ripped off one of the car doors....and then walked.....his thinking is that ......if it were to be too hot, I can still roll down the window :)

3. Desert Mountain Monk Story :)....yeah that will be the combi of 3 stories.....

Today...went to submit my documents need for DXO Executive job (National Service Manpower Assignment)...then I went to Project Crush.......thank God I managed to catch YC in the same life....Thank God and that save me time and trouble to find someone to talk to and ask about my nephew case....so I heard from the Snr Exe.....saw the expansion of Project Crush....heard about the shifting of Youthnet admin to Chai Chee... heard everything I need...I wish that my mum, better still my sister-in-law is there to listen.....now it is in the Hands of God....Here God, you are the one. Only you....

Today also being fly kite....Thank God again...I just took 2 stops away...SMS before taking the circle line....otherwise... faintz.....welll....guess I just have to ask God instead .....well...only see how my nephew.....say want to use computer to search for things....then within 1 hour....played Adventure Quest......diao.....Only God now...God God God...help help help

Thank God for niece....and the jokes.... :) Blessed night....and blogging :) gosh I am still thinking about her once in a while....I think I will need to manage that...Please God help me ok :)