Some colour .....adopted from some forum I read somewhere....

Not from me....just put in for fun

Wearing

Black - No Confidence , Great @@ but scared , always had a great time scare of being followed , Always had the great capacity of turning back to see whos following them.
White - Just follow the fashion.
Red - Danger Follow at your own risk. They might just turn back and stare at you. Once I follow her too close and she just stopped and turn back. No chance to hit her @@ directly and had to pay $25 for her heels.
Green - Trying to be hero. Maybe her boyfriend is a SGT and above.
Yellow - Trying to be sexy from behind.
Grey - Trying to smoke you, to smoke you into that they dont wear bras actually they wear ok.
Purple - Real Great Horny type. They need you to turn them on.
Pink - Just color great fantasy.
Brown - Only M.... Girls like the colour.
Blue - Horny Type but no cofidence.

Good Dinner and better clean my mouth

Yup.....it was a good dinner. This is the follow-thru from the previous article I wrote. Banana leaf rice with Geraldine. Then a walk around quite aimlessly I think as we chat and look around. Well it was a weird I think....though know there is a library and a japanese foodcourt in Northpoint.....some more unusual place not common in yishun though.

Well the not so good thing is I don't remember much.....just remember to clean my mouth....be cautious of the words that come out of my mouth. Yup. It is true and I remember some where is the bible that mention that our tongue can lit up a forest.

So beware though.....and start moving those butt.....Not sure will there be another chance....but I believe there will be coz a O level TYS Exam guide is with her....so there will be another chance....this is to record it too...in case I forgot about it...which I doubt so.....But still Good dinner....with ice cream by myself later.....well....it is just so weird as before......glad things remained quite the same...... Well at least Miss E thinks I going out with Miss LYP.......which is just a mircale joke I think.

If a Men wrote the Relationship Columns

A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.

"Open the safe" he yells at the woman behind the counter.

"But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any money; this is a sperm bank!"

"Don't argue! Open the safe or I'll blow your head off!"

She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it".

"But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously.

"Don't argue just drink it or you die, here, now!" he says.

She takes the cap off and gulps it down.

"Take out another one and rink it too" he demands.

She takes out another and drinks it.

Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the woman's amazement, it's her husband.

"Now that wasn't so bloody difficult, was it?"

Men are like:

Placemats - They only show up when there's food on the table
Mascara - They usually run at the first sign of emotion
Bike helmets - They're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.
Government bonds - They take so long to mature.
Copiers - You need them in reproduction, but that's about it.
Lava Lamps - Fun to look at but not all that bright.
Bank Accounts - Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
High Heels - They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Curling irons - They're always hot and always in your hair.
Mini Skirts - If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Handguns - Keep on around long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it.