"Could I rub the lantern?" said the barman.
"Certainly", said the drunk.
The barman rubbed the lamp and a genie appeared.
"What is your one wish?" said the genie.
"I wish I had a million bucks", said the barman, and instantly the bar was full of ducks - a million of them.
"I forget to tell you", said the drunk, "the genie's got very poor hearing."
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