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Tuesday, January 25, 2011

What Women Says And What They Really Means

What Women Says And What They Really Means
Thursday, 25 June, 2009 Written By: LoB~

Sometimes or should I say most of the times, women don’t meant what they say. It could be really frustrating that we can’t grasp hold on what the women are thinking but at times it’s fun to study them.
Women are complex, perhaps the most in this world, but we do not need to be a psychic to read what they are thinking. Experience and a little bit of attentiveness in a relationship will assist us in exploring the truth communication between women.

"Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.”

Here are some of the things that they say but has a different meaning

What She Says: I like you, but I don’t want to ruin our friendship.
What She Means: I have zero interest in dating you. Not now, not ever, so don’t even bother asking again.

What She Says: Do we really have to go to that party tonight?
What She Means: I’d rather chew on nails than make conversation with your loser friends.

What She Says: Do I look fat in this?
What She Means: Please tell me you find me the most hottest and sexist woman in your life and my body is so great and slim that you can’t keep your eyes or hands off me.

What She Says: Do you think she’s pretty?
What She Means: Do you think she’s prettier than I am? And even if you do, don’t you dare say yes.

What She Says: Are you seeing anyone right now?
What She Means: How fast can you break up with your current girlfriend?

What She Says: Where do you see this going?
What She Means: Am I just a booty call or wife material?

What She Says: Are you wearing that?
What She Means: Please change immediately before someone sees you and I die of embarrassment.

What She Says: Where have you been?
What She Means: You’re f**king late and you better do some groveling. Now!

What She Says: Are you telling the truth?
What She Means: You’re lying, you cheating sack of sh*t. Spill it before I kill you!

What She Says: Oh, how do you know her?
What She Means: Did you sleep with that slut?

Enough said. There’ll be definitely more to the lines and may meant differently however it’s up to you how to handle them. If you just can’t win them, silence maybe the best solution. Good luck.

Quoted: http://lovebirds.sg/2009/06/25/what-women-says-and-what-they-really-means/

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