A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
"Open the safe" he yells at the woman behind the counter.
"But we're not a real bank" she replies. "We don't have any money; this is a sperm bank!"
"Don't argue! Open the safe or I'll blow your head off!"
She obliges and once she's opened the safe door the guy says, "Take out one of the bottles and drink it".
"But it's full of sperm!" she replies nervously.
"Don't argue just drink it or you die, here, now!" he says.
She takes the cap off and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and rink it too" he demands.
She takes out another and drinks it.
Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the woman's amazement, it's her husband.
"Now that wasn't so bloody difficult, was it?"
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