Top ten reasons why a dog is better than a woman

10. A dog's parents will never visit you.


9. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.



8. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.



7. A dog never expects you to telephone.



6. A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.



5. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.



4. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.



3. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.



2. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.



1. A dog does not shop.



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