Do Not Call A Woman For A Date Until You Have Read These Rules

“Don’t Call A Woman For A Date Until You’ve Read These Rules”
Don’t call a woman until you’ve read the followingrules:
1) Don’t call to Chit-Chat: The longer you talk,the more likely the conversation will becomeboring. Don’t risk it. Keep all conversationsshort.
2) Call Only To Make A Date: When you call awoman, you only call to make a date. Wait until thedate for everything else!
3) Talk Slowly: Most guys talk too fast and soundway too eager. Relax, and talk slowly!
4) Use Your Flirty Voice: Don’t sound like a robotwhen you’re on the phone asking her out. Use yourflirty voice.
5) Sound Cheerful: The energy of your tone is veryimportant. If you sound cheerful, the woman willfeel more comfortable accepting the date from you.
6) Don’t Leave Her Messages: Messages are prettyuseless. A lot of women just screen them and don’tanswer them. Or they’ll just “forget” to call back.
7) Don’t Call Her Too Often: Don’t call her morethan twice a day. If you call her at lunch and shedoesn’t pick up, wait 6 hours and call her again inthe evening. If you call her in the evening andshe still doesn’t pick up, wait 2 days before youcall again!
8) If a family member answers, just ask forher to call your back. Don’t leave any messagesabout meeting her, etc. You don’t want her to beembarrassed!
9) Hang Up Before She Does: Keep all conversationsshort and hang up as soon as you’ve made the date!

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