Food Quotes

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian
because I hate plants.
-- A. Whitney Brown

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

-- Samuel Johnson

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian !

If god didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of
meat.

Eat less fresh food. Eat more things containing preservatives.
Preservatives are called preservatives because they help you live longer.

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they
mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner.

He is so polite, he wouldn't open an oyster without
knocking on the shell first.

A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a
mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before
you can eat too much.



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