Interesting statements

"If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them."--Phil Pastoret

"Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole." Roger Carras

Theories Of Cat Behavior
LAW OF CAT INERTIA
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force, such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

LAW OF CAT MOTION
A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

FIRST LAW OF CAT ENERGY CONSERVATION
Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

LAW OF BAG/BOX OCCUPANCY
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

LAW OF FURNITURE REPLACEMENT
A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

LAW OF CAT COMPOSITION
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-matter + It Doesn't Matter.

LAW OF CAT OBEDIENCE
As yet undiscovered.

"The wolf will hire himself out very cheaply as a shepherd."- Russian Proverb

A man saw a little girl throwing dinner rolls at her collie. " Why are you throwing dinner rolls at your collie ? " he asked.

The little girl replied " I want puppies, but Mommy says she has to be bred (bread) first ! "

A dog desires affection more than its dinner. Well – almost!”
Charlotte Gray

The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.